I've Decided I'm Gonna Do One of These

Kinja'd!!! "Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
04/04/2015 at 12:35 • Filed to: Drag Racing My Ranger

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NHRA Rules state that I need no additional safety gear if I run slower than a 13.99 in the 1/4 mile. So because I have never drag raced my truck (and I dont think it will break a 14 second 1/4 mile), I think the first time will be with no helmet. But If I run faster than a 13.99 (100% stock), Three things will happen:

I wont do it again until I get a helmet (which will probably be a long while)

I will be incredibly surprised and proud of my little ranger.

I will frame the drag slip and hang it on my wall.

I think I'll do it without the shell to be honest.


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
04/04/2015 at 12:38

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I wish my local PD would do something like this...


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
04/04/2015 at 12:46

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Your truck should produce 16-17 sec 1/4 times, providing you get a good launch and can row those gears well.


Kinja'd!!! bryan40oop > Nibbles
04/04/2015 at 12:51

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maybe 18-20.... depends on the track altitude though


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
04/04/2015 at 12:52

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Been there, done that. It's a moment of pride when they kick you off the track for no helmet ;)

(And no, your stock ranger won't be in the 13s)


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > bryan40oop
04/04/2015 at 12:52

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Bandimere is at about 5,800. Knowing Denver's ever-increasing skills, I think he could probably get into 17 by the end of the day.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
04/04/2015 at 12:57

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If you pull 13s in your truck I think you'd set a world record.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > deekster_caddy
04/04/2015 at 17:01

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Ya I dont think it will.